>>> fungi: ah haha. u tagged 3 times just to tell me daren won~!!!! ah haha. so cute.
>>> yeewen: ok. i blogged already. keke. i hate the fainting feel. yuck.
>>> jol: haha. that's why i said ignore that paragraph ma. it's a bimbo paragraph. keke.

ok. i'm back to blog if not fungi and yeewen will continue to bomb me. haha. i just went to calculate how much lamerz spent and need to spend on 5 lamerz members' birthdays. haha. i can officially give myself the title "Lamerz Secretary" already. keke. oh ya~! "Lamerz Finance Manager" sounds good too. keke... lame.

we celebrated serkun's birthday yesterday. and also his release from his 10days in Police Acadamy. i really think PA is very slack lor. sk kept correcting me that it is not slack. it is just that army people need to go for war (external stability) while police do not need to go for war (internal stability）. okaaaaay... think i shall elaborate about serkun's PA experience someday.

so yes, we celebrated serkun's bdae yesterday. peijun, gera and i rushed down to bukit panjang plaza right after church. serkun, fungi and zhiwei were playing mahjong at zhiwei's house. 三缺一. yeewen was sleeping at home. haha. piggy. all three groups made our way to bpp's sakura. the funniest thing was, fungi's group and my group met at the escalator up to bpp's secound floor. haha. i was VERY stunned la. where got so 巧 de?!?! haha. we stood there for like 5 second before realising what happened. (oh man, 第九夜 on 933. haha. bimbo song.) then yeewen came and all 7 of us decided to go to cartel to have our dinner instead cos it was full house at sakura. not full house as in the Rain full house but full of people that full house. ah haha. ok. ignore me. i love being bimbotic. o0ps. keke...

i realise we didn't take a pic of the ribs!!! ok. never mind. i was quite surprised that zhiwei helped me to cut the ribs. haha. i expected him to sit there and just wait for me to serve him. haha. ok. he's changing for the better. cartel was quite horrible. the service was like so slow and lousy. and everything was sold out. no more fish~! all types of fishes were gone~!!! okaaaay... sian diao. might was well go and fish.

ok. this is the BIG plate of food that we bimbos, peijun and i, fought over. sigh. it was originally our seafood platter. since they ran out of fish, they replaced fish with chicken. they 赚到 cos chicken is cheaper than fish. pth.

we cracked loads of nonsense jokes which i totally forgot now. haha. the only thing that i remembered was this...

zhiwei: se, 你没有资格做 bimbo la.
fungi: i'm sure 你不要做 bimbo, right, se? bimbo means no brains lehx.
yeewen: so sad!!!! means 你没有 brains 也没有 looks.

walao~!!!! so.... sad. haha. nevermind. i laughed till i cried. as usual. correction. i was VERY hurt. haha.

that was the second time i was called brainless by someone already lor. lemme sidetrack to ice breakers during cell. it was girl power~!!! we played this three-legged race. we were supposed to tie our legs together with our partners and look for dice that were hidden around the room. i was paired with bel while peijun paired with shuen. and so we started looking.... there were 6 pairs and only 3 dice. dana, the ice breaker, stopped the game halfway (half time) and asked those who found the dice to admit... up went shuen and my hands. yea~!!! that means, the LOUSY guys, did not find anything. the girl pairs were safe from forfeit. oh yes!!! girl power~!!!! dana had to change the position of the last die cos the guys were just tooo dumb to find it. ah haha. and so luwei and timothy found the last die. daryl, andros, rico, pinguang, henson and zhengjiang had to do forfeit. the guys were very 不甘愿. so they kept saying that this is a game that doesn't require intelligence, so that's why the girls won. whatever. they 吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸. they were to take something they would like to introduce, turn 5 rounds, walk in a straight line and introduce that product. rico grabbed andros, put him over his shoulders and turned 5 rounds. man. it was very very very scary (and funny). andros was screaming away on top. haha. when it came to andros' turn, he wanted to carry rico but.... he couldn't!!!! it was something like david and goliath but this time david really could not bring down goliath. dwarf and giant. haha. so andros took a chair and started turning around in circles. shuen went, "this guy can really turn." IMMEDIATELY after she said that, andros fell on the floor~!!!! oh my. it was so so so hilarious la. i laughed til i almost cried. keke. when it was henson's turn, he introduced a clothes peg as a lazer. fair enough. it required some imagination. and so he walked towards me and said, "mdm, could you please press this button?" i did so and he went, "oh i'm sorry mdm. it can only detect clever people's fingerprints." walao~!!!!! henson~!!!! i'm so sad la. my fellow Man Utd supporter lehx... argh... how could he?!

lemme sidetrack more!!! liverpool beat chelsea 2-0~!!! w0o0o0o~!!! for one night, Man Utd fans were all rooting for liverpool. keke. according to henson, jieming was the only sad one yesterday. haha. it's time for him to convert to a Red Devil~!!! cummon!!! james was happy too. but he was FALLING sick so he couldn't really celebrate. haha. and so for the crunch match tonight - Arsenal vs Man Utd. go go Man U~!!! i'll be online tonight to catch this match. and i'd be praying like crazy throughout too~!!!

lemme sidetrack more and more... henson and andros kepyt suan-ing me cos i don't have cable tv at home... so i cant watch all the matches!!! argh... they are mean mean mean....

okay. i'm back to main track. gera, fungi, yeewen and i went to the toilet, which was outside cartel. then we 顺便-ed bought a cake for serkun. his second of the day from lamerz. i think it's a tradition this year already. it was also like that on fungi's birthday. i had a lighter in my bag. it was the SAME lighter from church that i used to lit peijun's birthday cake in church. haha. i was supposed to return it yesterday but i forgot. thank God. i ran back to get the lighter from my bag. but i made it seem as though i had that thing so as not to arouse the suspicion of serkun. haha. unknowingly, zhiwei and peijun, who were with serkun, fell for it too. haha. funny. i think i can go to mediacorp already. in my brain, i can hear fungi, zhiwei and yeewen saying that i can either act as a tree or a rock. sigh.... i prefer a rock. so that i can stone.

and so, yeewen came in with the cake with me preventing the flame from extinguishing.

(8) happy birthday to you x4
祝你生日快乐 x4 (8)

serkun without his hair. haha. i think serkun's head became smaller cos his hair is gone. ah haha....

serkun's still in the same position because fungi, yeewen, gera and i were still taking photos. haha. po0r thing.

some random pics we, girls, took. and guess what?! all 5 of us were wearing some form of star on us. 有默契~! fungi, yeewen and peijun were wearing star necklaces while gera and i were wearing star ear rings!!! haha. GIRL POWER~!!!! (yet again). serkun had stars on his shirt too~! 5 stars in fact. the police acadamy logo had a crescent and 5 stars on it. lame. did i mention that yeewen, upon seeing gera's new hairstyle, was so shocked that she screamed and jumped? haha. hilarious.

serkun serving the cake. look at the pic on the left. what's with serkun's expression?!

we asked the waitress to help us take a group photo. on the first try... where's gera?!?!?!?! she VERY CONVENIENTLY left gera out of the picture. how sad. haha.

ok. so there she is. presenting... gera (and lamerz).

zhiwei unglam.

(OH FREAK~!!! SHE'S BACK's on 933. laugh!!!!)

random photos from fungi's birthday...

peijun unglam!!!!

serkun unglam!!!

group photos...

somehow, i get the feeling that lamerz became closer this year. haha. praise God.