WHY I JOIN NURSING:

1. Pays better than fast food though the hours aren't as good.
2. Fashionable shoes and sexy white uniform (uniforms AREN'T meant to be sexy!)
3. Needles: It's better to give than to receive.
4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops... eventually.
5. Expose yourself to rare, exotic and exciting diseases.
6. Interesting chroma (no idea what that is).
7. Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.
8. Do enough charting to navigate around the world.
9. Celebrate the holidays with all your friends... at work.
10. Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.
    

NUS NURSING!