Himbotic Moment #1

Chicky: (SMS) I also rotting at home liao. Going to buy KOI! HAHA!
Me: *faints* (dictated the SMS to Cruise)
Cruise: Going to buy KOI? 她要养那里???
Me: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~!!!! (and SMS-ed Chicky what Cruise said)
Chicky: (SMS) HAHAHA!!! What rubbish! Guys are just SLOW!!!

TOTALLY AGREE!


Himbotic Moment #2

Me: I'm bored... ... ... Let's play hang man!
Cruise: Ok.
(Silence)
Me: Let me find a string.
Cruise: ****Stunned****
One minute later....
Cruise: ****Still stunned****
Another minute later....
Cruise: Let's play hang woman! (cheeky smile)

When a joke is said to the same people twice... it's not funny anymore.


Himbotic Moment #3

We were playing Poker Taboo.
Rules: Cannot say any numbers, Jack, Queen, King, Ace, Diamond, Club, Heart, Spade and Cannot repeat any of the examples the other person has used before.

My turn...
Me: (after Cruise guessed the shape) The Crown Prince's father is the....?
Cruise: KING!!!

Cruise's turn...
Cruise: (after I guessed the shape) The King's wife is the....?
Me: TABOO~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ONLY Taboo made in the entire game!


Himbotic Moment #4

Were still playing Poker Taboo. Last two cards left.
New Rules: Guess the shape and number of the two remaining cards. Can say the shape and the number directly.

Cruise: (Puts his head near his feet while sitting cross-legged on the bed)
Me: (Hugs pillow for comfort, while placing palm to palm, fingers to fingers, and putting it near my face)

Cruise was done first.

Cruise: (Sarcastic) This one need to pray one meh???

Me: Ace and nine. Club and diamond.
Cruise: Five and seven. Club and diamond.

(Flips cards over... Ace diamond, Q club)

Me: (punches fists into the air in triumph) YEA~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't know who jack himself lor....


I apologise on Cruise's behalf if you cannot stand him.
I sincerely apologise.
You just have to love him the way he is - just a little slow, just a little himbotic, just a little child-like, just a little dumb.

Just a little.