>>> fungi: haha. nevermind la. 一笑而过. (8) 你伤害了我，却一笑而过 ... (8) haha. it's ok la. bring fun, joy and laughter to all.
>>> yeewen: when i read ur tag, i read it as "man u, know i am kidding...". i was like... man u?!?! since when were you into soccer?! haha. bimbo me =P anyway, some side tracks are good. keke.

correction: yeewen was wearing star EAR RINGS on saturday. and so, the tables are turned. star necklace 2 : star ear rings 3!!! star ear rings lamerz girls (gera, yeewen, szern) win~!!!

and so, this is my 102nd entry. ok. i think i shall blog about something 102-ish....

wilson messaged me all the way from tekong on Sunday night. i was quite surprised to receive a random message from him. before he went in, i randomly messaged him to inform him that i'll randomly message him. i did so during some random day. but somehow, he did not receive my random message. hMm... i do not know what exactly happened. maybe the army people do not like singaporeans to message tekongers randomly.

wilson's opening random message was "how's things over at singapore?" haha. it was kinda lame. he revealed that he is in the same platoon as kangyu. good, right? at least they have been classmates for 2 years and schoolmates for 4 years. keke. wilson also acknowledged that he really became blacker. haha. and when i told him that zhiwei and i were distributing flyers yesterday (he messaged me again yesterday to continue from where we left off the night before as it was lights out for them), wilson went "finally zhiwei found a job". haha. i showed zhiwei the message and zhiwei said, "it's not a job okay? it's just to pass time."

i totally agree with him. yes, i do admit that i'm broke. my piggy bank's almost empty. BUT i distribute flyers only to pass time. i feel so useless staying at home, rotting. i mean, i'm like 18, able-bodied, and there i was either staring at the computer screen, watching tv (think kids central), eating, sleeping... hey~!!! life has got to be more than just this. i feel 残废.

distributing flyers aint an easy job man. if you think it is. think twice. i think you have to be in that situation before you can really understand. just to let you guys in on how tough it is, i lost 1.5kg or more. yes~!!!!! i'm sooooo happy now. i weigh 45kg!!!! yes!!!! i'm finally back to 45. i was fluctuating between 46 to 47 in the past year. the last time i took my weight, it was 46.5kg. so yes, 2 days of flyer distribution (door to door) and i lost 45 kg. heck marie france, mary chia (o0ps peijun), slimfit, jeanyip, adonis, bodyperfect, whatever. go distribute flyers. not only will you lose weight, you'll develop sexy muscles too~!!! haha.

but there is a price to pay. i think we should never really look down upon flyer distributors who distribute A4 size flyers door to door. 我们的辛酸又有谁知道? here is a list of what to expect from flyer distributing:

- dogs barking at you and eyeing you ferociously as though you are their snack
- cats jumping out from no where at all. i got 吓倒-ed by a cat that jumped from underneathe a shoe cupboard. zhiwei got 吓倒-ed by a cat that jumped off some cupboard and landed right in front of him
- blisters
- sprains
- tendon-ache on the feet
- arm cramps from holding onto the huge stack of flyers for long periods
- shoulder-ache from carrying our bags filled with MORE flyers. for your info, the thickness of 1000 pieces of A4 size papers is similar to that of your A level aj chemistry file. haha. that was what zhiwei and i concluded. even zhiwei's physics file wasn't as thick. bleah.
- being stinky & sticky
- not having any image (没有形象)
- not hydrating ourselves fully
- residents treating you like a freak
- residents throwing the flyers away right in front of your face
- residents, clad in their undergarments, walking out of their houses unexpectedly. don't laugh. it happened to me. a 50-odd year old male M uncle. i totally freaked out.
- people sleeping at the public staircases. i think the woman 无家可归. it's quite sad.
- seeing houses splashed with red and black paint with the words "O$P$" written on the walls.
- seeing how the elderly are waiting to die. zhiwei and i went to this 1-room flat block in clementi. man. it was horrible. it was filled with old people and they were just sitting there doing nothing... waiting for time to pass
- getting suan-ed by Ms & risk getting ambushed by them. at the same block of 1-room flats, there were so many Ms at the 8th level. males and females with tattoos all over. i was just too scared to go over to that area. heng zhiwei very kindly accompanied me there. it was really scary. and when we walked past, they were eyeing at us. i prayed a silent prayer for God to watch over the both of us. this M guy stopped zhiwei and asked how much we were earning. when zhiwei told him $25, he went, "what? so little? come and work for me la..." like what? drug trafficking?! thank God we emerged out of that place safely.
- not being able to makan lunch. i think that happened to me only. i was too hot and tired to eat anything. zhiwei thought that i wanted to jian fei. please la. i was really too... bleah to eat anything. i only needed to hydrate myself.
- walking along dimly lit corridors
- getting mosquito bites. i was the only one who got them. i think i'm just too sweet.
- seeing loads of spiders and lizards
- paper cuts (heng none of us got it)
- being eyed by construction workers. this was scary too. i picked up speed when i saw those houses under construction. and i was all ready to scream and kick the guy's *ahem* should anything happen.
- two kids fighting over one flyer. haha. this is cute. i gave them an additional flyer and the xiaodi told the dadi, "see? i also have." sweet.
- finding all sorts of ways to slot the flyers into the 门缝 / iron gates
- earning $25 per stack of 1000 A4 size flyers
- working from 10am to 5pm daily
- less than 1 hour of lunch break time
- having a very blur female bimbotic auntie boss, who owns 3 handphones, and will only tell you the flyer distribution area at 11pm the day before.
- JIAN FEI~!!!!

i'll add more if i remember them. but for now, that's about all. this kinda thing, i will just do once in my entire lifetime for experience's sake. oh yes! thank God for the good weather.

i sacked my manager just a few hours ago. ha!!! i'm joining james' company. shocked?! i'm kinda shocked myself too. seriously, i didn't expect things to turn out this way. haha. finance dept... suits me fine. i'm the self-appointed Lamerz Finance Manager, remember? keke. starting official office work this thursday. enough of "fun". kinda bad to leave zhiwei alone though. like pangseh him. hMm... hMm.. at least he has kahhoe now...

i'm currently nursing 2 blisters on either side of my feet, aching shoulders, aching tendon on my left feet, aching calves and mosquito bites. sian diao. don't ever think that flyer distributing is an easy job. zhiwei's soooo tired that he went to sleep at 11 plus pm. that is like so WoW considering the fact that he usually sleeps at 5plus in the MORNING. haha.

i think i must climb down from the 12th floor to the first floor of my flat 13 times daily in order to reach my dream weight - 42kg~!!! haha. go go sze!!!


- 102 的阴影 - desmond taking advantage of zhiwei. the MOST memorable thing in my sec 1 life, and arguably, my secondary school life
- 傅充
- quarreling with serxing over msn
- sitting beside yeewen. remember the first time we met? ah haha. funny!!!
- getting 10/10 for CME presentation
- "class, get into your CME groups"
- cecilia bok and jia quan and wei xuan (charles) - our lit group
- peijun's house as our 避难所
- monopoly and game of life